Mmmmm Love It!
Its posts like this that make me feel nice, feel wanted. I’m a pretty hefty guy (roughly the same size as these gifs) and to see that people like it makes me feel special … That, and believe me there is NOTHING wrong with some flab compared to ab.
NO ALBUM COVER
THIS BITCH IS RUTHLESS
Did she come in like a Wrecking Ball?
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
As a Wal-Mart Cashier, I can officially say that all of you are right. You’d get some weird looks, but nobody, NOBODY can top an order made up of 1) KY Intense Lube, 2) High dosage sleeping pills and 3) Adult diapers. Literally people walked up behind him, saw what he had and went to another register. He also seemed overly happy, I was kinda scared because he winked at me at the end of it.
ohmygosh you guys, the dawn room is the single best thing i’ve discovered on the Internet. If you feel at all crappy in any way, go on there right now. Seriously. Anything else you’re doing can wait.
IM CRYING BECAUSE IT SAID TO THINK OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON OR WHATEVER AND I COULD ONLY THINK OF MY DOG SO THE ADVICE I TYPED IN WAS “GOOD DOG” AND IF THAT GETS SENT TO SOMEONE ELSE IM GONNA CRY
YOU GUYS THIS SITE I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD LIKE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I HAVE NEEDED THIS JUST OH MY GOD WHEN YOU FEEL SHITTY AND YOU NEED SOME LOVIN’ JUST GO. TO. THIS. SITE.
When you hear your favorite band in public
So, I finally got my “special order” in, and who would think that with the purchase of a
dildo sex toy they would give you free candy. Bad Draon 1, every other sex toy company nill.
My Dash …
So the internet guy will be here any minute, and let me tell ya … If he even saw a glimpse of my Tumblr, I would take my own life afterwords.