People have asked me before what it’s like to get a tattoo. I normally describe it as getting a bad sunburn and running a cheese grater over. 

Although I have had people who have never gotten sunburnt before … This gif is for you. It starts out casual, talking to your artist, then suddenly he touched your body with the functioning tattoo gun and then

Pain. Lots of it.

Have fun kids.

So, I suck at drawing. And today, while rambunctiously enjoying video games this happened.I have never been good at drawing and suddenly, doo - dee - doo I’M ACTUALLY HALF ASS GOOD AT DRAWING. Is this how it normally happens? I’m so confused! D:

So I finally have a sonic screwdriver. All of my friends already have them. I’m too mainstream to not be on the bandwagon.

cannibalturtlesprite:

laurenrawrface:

laurenrawrface:

laurenrawrface:

There are a million of those “reblog and I’ll send you this” thing out there and I’ve reblogged several of them and no one has ever followed through on it. Not once.

So I’m going to. Reblog this and I will tell you what I would do sexually to your avatar/url, or what I love about your blog. Whichever one I think of first.

Every. Single. Reblog.

Not sure if you’re tellin’ the truth or not… AH FUCK IT. *reblog*

I tagged it with Clop Porn and Art. Let’s see how flamed I get.

I occasionally hear debates from my brony friends on the idea of pornography based off of the show My Little Pony, or as the common term for it is, Clop.

The name for it comes from the fact that the characters depicted are in fact, ponies. Ever since the rise of this show, and the outburst of community, they made things; Music, fanfictions and visual art to name a few things. 

One of the things I find brought under attack far too often among my friends is the idea of porn made by the community. Out of both my brony friends, and my other friends. The main argument against it, is that “It’s only a child’s show!” from what I’ve heard. It is indeed a child’s show, but really, who’s business is it that someone you know masturbates to Clop? 

As humans, we are sexual beings. We all masturbate at some point (and if you haven’t, then I have a link for you) and we semi-discover what we desire. With one of the stipulations of the internet being porn, people begin to unexpectedly explore. From a simple porn search on Google, one can find a number of different items that they are interested in specifically. Commonly, we call these fetishes. We explore these fetishes - and partially ourselves - and we find what we really want.

Just like any thumbprint, no two people will be exactly the same. Whether it’s as large a gap as homosexual men in sexual relations compared to conservative common sex, or so small a gap as preference between latex and leather in bondage. In either circumstance, to judge someone for it is to say that you believe you know perfection, and that is a rant for a later date. It’s the same for people who look at Clop - what difference does it really make?!

Furthermore in the defense of Clop, if you have seen it, it’s beautiful. The artists of this community are very skilled, and they know it! Though applied in a manner that is NSFW (Not Safe For Work) the porn that they make is more than just something to fap to - it’s art. I’ve had people tell me that no one has appreciation for the arts, and I will show them something (I find that pornographic art - and another kind of art that I can’t properly name - are the only kinds of art I like) that I find a masterpiece, and they will call it pornographic and disregard it. Open your eyes people! Just because something in the image is nude, or doing something suggestive, does not mean that it is not artistic! As I said earlier, humans are sexual beings. Erotic notions are expressions of nature. Not just human nature, but nature itself!

The next time you see a piece of pornography, don’t look away and say “eww” or pull off your pants and immediately start masturbating - or do, I don’t really care about the second one. Just, maybe take time to look at it (whether on first contact, or after you’re finished, if you know what I mean) from a perspective of an art critic. Lighting, textures, what makes this something that makes you hornyor wet.

It’s more than just Clop or Porn

It’s art

tsukunlovesfuzz:

hyouretsuzan:

B

beast-henshin:

chookiemunster:

Faceless Death | I like it! :B

The Dark Hand…?

I’m the criminal organization from Jackie Chan Adventures?

black storm. Fear me

The Hooded….Waffle? huh.

Stranger Hand? I wonder how many fanfics I’ve been in.

team-joebama:

shred-head:

bearsarebeasts:

cleophatrajones:

ladylion:

futurebatgirl:

thelaughingmango:

this gif goes with every song

Just tested this with a Mumford and Sons song.

Damn, it’s true

I tried it with Pon Pon Pon and it worked…

This is the gif of life-period.

Every. Song. My god

I’m so fucking mad I just tried it with Nebraska and it works

Hmmmm … Just tried it with Gravity’s Union by Coheed and Cambria, and it isn’t working … MUHAHAHAHAHA, I FEEL LIKE THE DESTROYER OF MINOR AMUSEMENT! … Re-reading that makes me wish I had real life friends ;~;

nocciolinafelice:

raikissu:

tmimedz:

shelltoon:

the-undying-flame:

Mod: You have no idea how happy it would make me to see my muses asked these questions…

Fill my inbox with this stuff… I’ll answer it when I wake up!

Need to shower/shave. So why not send in some questions while I’m away for a bit?

if it’s not too much trouble, please type the questions and not the numbers, and please and thank you uvu;;

Ask me stuff if you’d like :)